Unsolicited advice

Don’t take this the wrong way. I love unsolicited advice. Most days. It makes me feel special in a way like… you care so much that you just have to tell me some random thing that you think will benefit my life in some way. Seriously. Thanks. I appreciate the thoughtfulness. I don’t mean that to sound sarcastic. I think it’s sweet.

But just so you can understand my twilight zone life, I’ve compiled a list of the most common pieces of advice I’ve gotten over the past two months or so by people who are super duper thrilled about our engagement.

  • Elope
  • Don’t elope
  • Have sex soon so your wedding night doesn’t suck
  • DO NOT HAVE SEX before you wedding
  • Are you on birth control? Get on it asap so you don’t get super fat before the wedding
  • Whatever you do, don’t take birth control! The rhythm method is fine
  • Whatever you do, DO NOT do the rhythm method. My friend just got pregnant
  • You better not get pregnant on your honeymoon
  • You guys should try to get pregnant on your honeymoon
Welp, I’m not confused at all. But seriously, does anyone have any advice on the cake or something? Cake is awesome. And not awkward. And not unsolicited now since I’m asking. Thanks!
(I’m serious about the cake thing. So lost on flavors. It took Addison a month to decide what flavor and filling we wanted to try at our baker’s tasting. P.S. We totally got the baker who does the cake in the picture posted in an earlier post. We’re getting that same cake (just smaller) plus cupcakes! WHOOOO!)

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